Welcome, friends, to the Lousy Lottery! Here’s how it works. First, I post four movies to a poll on Twitter. Fans vote to pick which movie to make me watch that week. I watch it, review it and spread the word about an amazingly awful, terribly terrific b-horror flick.

This is week two! This week’s wonder is 1986’s sci-fi schlockfest, Class of Nuke ‘em High!